/////  THE FACES /////
    Happy Face (grin)        :-)    :->    :-]       (-:
    Winking Happy Face       ;-)    ;->    ;-]
    Smiling w/ Glasses       8-)    B-)    8-]       <-8
    Happy Face w/ Beard      :-)}   :->}   :-]}      {(:
    Sticking Out Tongue      ;-P    :-b              d-;
    Devilish Smile           };->    ];>
    Huge Smile               :-))   :->>            ((-:
    Surprised/Yelling        :-O    :o               O-|
    Straight Face            :-|    B-|    :-I       |-8
    Frown/Sad                :-(    :-<              )-:
    Very Unhappy             :-c    :-C
    Shedding a Tear          :'-(   :'(
    Crying                   :"-(   :"<              }-":
    A Kiss                   :-*    |-* (eyes closed on thesecond one)
    Very Tired               |-(    |-)
    Asking a Dumb Question  <:-)   <:-(
 
/////  OTHER SYMBOLS/////
    [!]       - A hug
  @>--->----  - A rose
   [( )       - Cup of coffee or beer mug
  <grin>      - I'm smiling as I write/wrote this.....
  _text_      - Underline textÔext
   TEXT       - YELLING
  =|:-)=      - Uncle Sam
   :-o        - Mr. Bill ("Oh, nooooooo!")
  ...---...   - S.O.S.
  #@$!%@#!!   - [*CENSORED*]
  2B|!2B      - Message about Shakespeare
 

              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
               All You Ever Wanted To Know About Smiley Faces
              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
 
!-(    black eye                       :-(    un-smiley
#-)    partied all night               :-( )  You stepped on my toe
#:-o   "Oh, nooooooo!"                 :-(0)  yelling
$-)    won the lottery                 :-(=)  big teeth
%')    blotto                          :-)    smiley standard
%*@:-( hung over                       :-) 8  Dolly Parton
%*}    very drunk                      :-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
%+{    lost a fight                    :-))   double chin
%-(I)  laughing out loud               :-)))  very overweight
%-<I>  drunk with laughter             :-)--  98-pound weakling
%-\    hungover                        :-)X   wearing a bowtie
%\v    Picasso                         :-)}   has goatee/beard
&.(..  crying                          :-,    "Hmmmm."
&:-)   curly hair                      :------------) big liar
'-)    wink                            :-/    skeptical
( o ) ( o )    hooters                 :-7    smokes a pipe
(-)    needs a haircut                 :-9    smiley licking it's lips
(-:    Australian                      :-:    mutant
(-::-) Siamese twins                   :-<    real sad smiley
(-_-)  secret smile                    :-=)   Adolph Hitler
(00)   mooning you                     :->    happy
(8-)   wears glasses                   :-?    smiley smoking a pipe
(:)-)  likes to scuba dive             :-@    extremely angry
(:+)   big nose                        :-C    really bummed out
(:-#   smiley with braces              :-D    laughing (at you!)
(:-$   ill                             :-E    bucktoothed vampire
(:-&   angry                           :-I    thinking
(:-(   frowning                        :-O    Wow!
(:-)   surprised                       :-P    sticking out tongue
(:-*   kissing                         :-W    speak with forked tongue
(:-D   blabber mouth                   :-X    A big wet kiss!
(:-\   VERY sad                        :-\    Popeye
:-X    bow tie                         :-]    biting sarcasm
:-[    pouting                         :-`    spitting out chewing tobacco
(:<)   blabber mouth                   :-c    bummed out
(:>-<  thief: hands up!                :-e    disappointed smiley
(:^(   broken nose                     :-l    yet another smiley
(@ @)  You're kidding!                 :-o    surprise
)      Cheshire cat                    :-s    after a BIZARRE comment
*!#*!^*&:-)  schizophrenic             :=)    has two noses
*:o)   Bozo the Clown                  :>     midget smiley
:-r    sticking tongue out             :>)    big nose
+-(:-) Religious leader                :?)    philosopher
:-{    mustache                        :@)    pig
:-{}   heavy lipstick                  :^)    broken nose
,-)    one eye ... and winking         ;-)    winking smiley
-:-)   has mohawk                      <:-(   dunce
:-}    drunk                           <:-)   dumb questions
-=#:-) wizard                          <<<<(:-)  hat salesman
->=:-)X  Zippy the Pinhead             =):-)  Uncle Sam
:/)    not funny                       =:-)   smiley punk-rocker
::-)   wears glasses                   =:-H   football player
0-)    Cyclops                         >:)    a little devil
:<     midget unsmiley                 >:*)   Bozo the Clown
0-)    scuba diver                     >:-(   mad, annoyed
0:-)   angel                           @:-)   wavy hair
3:*>   Rudolph the reindeer            B-)    Batman
3:-o   cow                             B:-)   sunglasses on head
3:[    mean pet smiley                 C:-)   large brain capacity
3:]    pet smiley                      E-:-)  ham radio operator
4:-)   George Washington               E-:-I  net.ham-radio
5:-)   Elvis Presley                   P-)    Colonel Klink
7:)    Ronald Reagan                   Q:-)   new graduate
7:-)   Fred Flintstone                 [:-)   wearing a walkman
7:^]   Ronald Reagan                   d:-)   baseball player
8 :-)  wizard                          {(:-)  wearing toupee
8(:-)  Mousketeer                      {:-)   hair parted in the middle
8)     frog                            :(     sad
8-#    death                           :)     midget smiley
8-)    sunglasses                      :*     kisses
8-)    wide-eyed                       :*)    drunk
8-*    just ate a hot pepper           :-#    punched in the mouth
8-o    Mr. Bill                        ]:->   The Devil
8:-)   glasses on forehead             :-$    uncertainty
8:]    gorilla                         :-%    smiley banker
8=:-)  Galloping Gourmet               :-&    tongue-tied
:###)  Jimmy Durante                   }:-(   bull headed
:$)    Donald Trump                    }:-)   wearing toupee in an updraft
:%)    an accountant                   :-[    particularly angry
:'-)   crying with happiness
 
o== or *== flame on!!!
-==    a doused candle (to end a flame)
 -(    always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room
%-)    after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
':-)   accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
-:-(   punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
0-(    scuba diver with a broken mask
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-F    bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

 
////////////////////////////////////////////////////  rls 1.09.b/////
////////////////////////////////////////// compiled by:CJSonnack/////
/////////////////////////////////////// with many contributions!/////



We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :)
means a smile and :( is a frown.  Sometimes these are represented by  :-)
and :-( respectively.  Well, how about some "ass icons"?

Here goes

 (_!_)      a regular "nice" ass

 (__!__)    a fat ass

 (!)        a tight ass

 (_._)      a flat ass

 (_^_)      a bubble ass

 (_*_)      a sore ass

 (_!__)     a lop-sided ass

 {_!_}      a squishy ass

 (_o_)      an ass that's been around

 (_O_)      and ass that's been around even more

 (_x_)      kiss my ass

 (_X_)      leave my ass alone

 (_zzz_)    a tired ass

 (_o^o_)    a wise ass

 (_13_)     an unlucky ass

 And the favorite- (_?_)   dumb ass!