103% effort! 

          I think that this one is very applicable in today's working environment.  This is for the mathematically inclined.(or those who work for and around  Depot!!)  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.  Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. 
          First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.  How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?  Begin by noting the following. 

IF: 
A = 1 
B = 2 
C = 3 
D = 4 
E = 5 
F = 6 
G = 7 
H = 8 
I = 9 
J = 10 
K = 11 
L = 12 
M = 13 
N = 14 
O = 15 
P = 16 
Q = 17
R = 18 
S = 19 
T = 20 
U = 21 
V = 22 
W = 23 
X = 24 
Y = 25 
Z = 26 
Then: 
H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% 
Similarly, 
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% 
But interesting (and as you'd expect), 
A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... 
This is how you  achieve 100% in LIFE. 
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is 
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 
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So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100% !

Done